Everyone has been ill with the flu for the last couple of weeks, so I’m taking over the blog because it’s my chance to call for help. 

I’ve been here over a year now, they “rescued” me you see. 

In my last home I was bullied by the other cats. They were those nasty Siamese type cats and they were always picking on me. So when I came here, I thought things were on the up. 

I skipped through the meadows with a spring in my step, happy to put all those nasty cats behind me. 

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Since then though, things have changed around here. 

First of all, another small, noisy one turned up. Yes, yet another one that I am expected to entertain. Me, a children’s entertainer! Whoever heard of such nonsense? 

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The old dog who I was rather fond of went to the vets and never came back. I DO NOT trust those vets. Never have, never will. 

And a few months later, along came a puppy. And a more awful creature I never did see. She keeps trying to play with me and when I bat her with my paw to tell her off, she bats me back. The cheek!

And as you can imagine, the large humans just don’t have as much time as they used to, what with all these small humans and canine beings needing to be taken care of. 

So, I appear to have become a tea maid as well as a puppy sitter and a childminder. 

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Well, let me tell you I’ve had quite enough of it. You can only push a girl so far before it’s time to take a stand and my time has come. 

I’ve heard that the RSPCA are looking for animal stories to let people know about their pet insurance page so I’m hoping that they will hear my story and come to my rescue. 

I will wait in this comfortable bag to be collected. Please hurry.

2015-05-07 19.07.10Please note, whilst this story is based loosely around factual circumstances, Jamer is a liar. She is perfectly content, despite her grumpy demeanour.

If she’s honest, she’s just working up the confidence to play with the puppy and nine times out of ten, it’s the children who are forced to entertain the cat.

We will be given a small gift for writing this post. All views, opinions and lies are Jamer’s alone.

12 thoughts on “S.O.S – HELP ME!

    1. monsteridNatalie Ray Post author

      Thank you Izzie. Oddly, Jamer has this to say about your suggestion of tuna: “I am a cat, I eat cat biscuits. Don’t try and confuse me.” She has never been caught eating anything else, ever, despite offers of fish / meat etc. She is a simple soul 😉

  1. Maz

    She is the most deliciously malignant mog I’ve ever seen. Dogs look up like ‘I’m a baby, love me, rub my tummy’. She’s got that ‘touch me or my stuff and I will hurt you. P.S. all your stuff is now my stuff’ 🙂
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    1. monsteridNatalie Ray Post author

      Haha you are so right Maz! Sadly for us, hurting us isn’t immediate – she is plotting our demise immediately before that of the rest of the world 😉

  2. BlogwatiG

    Ha ha ha ha ha I love Jamer……….so cute and grumpy. I have two cats, myself……tinkle and cutlet………..and oh boy, they are a pawful 😀

    Loved visiting your blog………and will revisit soon, if Jamer promises to guest post again.

    1. monsteridNatalie Ray Post author

      Thank you, Jamer is delighted that you enjoyed it. She will consider another guest post 😉 I look forward to checking out your blog too.x

  3. Debbie

    Hi Jamer, it sounds as if you’d be better off out of it, so if I were you I’d stay put in that comfy bag until the RSPCA turn up!

    PS…Natalie…I loved this post and don’t believe a word your grumpy (but lovable) looking cat says! Now was she really bullied by Siamese type cats or did she make that up too? Could be looking at a compulsive liar there.

    1. monsteridNatalie Ray Post author

      Thank you Lindsay, perhaps we should all open up the blogs to our pets every now and then, I bet they’ve all got some tales to tell 😉


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